Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

The Artifacts, Not Artifeelingsfeatures:

• Special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• The frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.