I'm Wearing Burgundy?

The I'm Wearing Burgundy features:

• Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)